February 2010
Ribazuba – Ivory from a walrus.
good to know.
MY NOVEL IS COMPLETE
BUAHAHAHA
whenever i try to edit my novel i always start at...
but it’s so hard to finish it officially.
January 2010
Sara, wait.
esalove:
anomalistic1:
esalove:
anomalistic1:
esalove:
californiapants:
esalove:
It looks like the side window was smashed from the inside. Like, the glass is on the ground outside. Is it inside too?
safety glass tends to break unevenly, even if its broken from the outside it likes to fall outside the car
That doesn’t make sense, but okay.
Everyone thinks it’s Oscar…but he...
Sara, wait.
esalove:
anomalistic1:
esalove:
californiapants:
esalove:
It looks like the side window was smashed from the inside. Like, the glass is on the ground outside. Is it inside too?
safety glass tends to break unevenly, even if its broken from the outside it likes to fall outside the car
That doesn’t make sense, but okay.
Everyone thinks it’s Oscar…but he doesn’t know where they live....
Sara, wait.
esalove:
californiapants:
esalove:
It looks like the side window was smashed from the inside. Like, the glass is on the ground outside. Is it inside too?
safety glass tends to break unevenly, even if its broken from the outside it likes to fall outside the car
That doesn’t make sense, but okay.
Everyone thinks it’s Oscar…but he doesn’t know where they live. Plus, I don’t think he’d do...
somebody decided it would be funny to smash in the...
californiapants:
anomalistic1:
californiapants:
anomalistic1:
californiapants:
anomalistic1:
californiapants:
anomalistic1:
first they smashed in the side and then threw it out the back.
nothing is missing, there’s just glass everywhere.
goodbye sense of safety.
D:
you know what’s worse? they spelled out anna’s name with glass next to the broken window, and kissed the brick...
somebody decided it would be funny to smash in the...
californiapants:
anomalistic1:
californiapants:
anomalistic1:
californiapants:
anomalistic1:
first they smashed in the side and then threw it out the back.
nothing is missing, there’s just glass everywhere.
goodbye sense of safety.
D:
you know what’s worse? they spelled out anna’s name with glass next to the broken window, and kissed the brick they threw.
NOW I DONT EVEN KNOW...
somebody decided it would be funny to smash in the...
californiapants:
anomalistic1:
californiapants:
anomalistic1:
first they smashed in the side and then threw it out the back.
nothing is missing, there’s just glass everywhere.
goodbye sense of safety.
D:
you know what’s worse? they spelled out anna’s name with glass next to the broken window, and kissed the brick they threw.
NOW I DONT EVEN KNOW IF YOU’RE BEING SERIOUS
...
somebody decided it would be funny to smash in the...
californiapants:
anomalistic1:
first they smashed in the side and then threw it out the back.
nothing is missing, there’s just glass everywhere.
goodbye sense of safety.
D:
you know what’s worse? they spelled out anna’s name with glass next to the broken window, and kissed the brick they threw.
somebody decided it would be funny to smash in the...
first they smashed in the side and then threw it out the back.
nothing is missing, there’s just glass everywhere.
goodbye sense of safety.
California is building a Speed Train that will...
esalove:
prawnstar:
hotpotatohot:daniellefaith:gabbiee:effortlesslyme:kellyyphann:kennethroque
I thought everyone already knew this.
Wasn’t this prop 2 or some shit? For the last election? And by “building,” they generally mean “thinking about, postponing, thinking about, postponing, etc”
i will only be impressed when traveling long distances gets down to minutes.
like teleportation.
or...
okay. lets see.
i’m going to try nair again tonight.
it worked okay before but i had to shave afterwards
I SHALL USE MORE.
I HATE NANCY DREW GAMES THAT ARE IN HAUNTED HOUSES
GUESS WHO ISN’T SLEEPING TONIGHT?
oh hey
feeling sick again
like yeah.
Dear Congress
Please put Obama’s healthcare plan through.
If you don’t, then people like me are screwed for life.
Okay, thanks.
succeeding feels way heck of a lot better than...
oh god.
feel like i’m going to vomit
what a terrible sensation.
BLARGA BLARGA BLARGA
i wish half the things i say are half as funny to...
requested all five seasons of The Office
TOO MANY CHIPS
urrrrggg
i was on the local news
packing medical equipment for haiti.
oh boy.
watched the british version of the office
i like the relationship between jim and pam way better than i do than tim and dawn.
but david is a way more awesome boss.
i have a super power
when at parties, i become completely invisible.
