January 2011
Speaking of OkCupid
I had a dream that I had the room ALONE and was on my laptop on OkCupid. Then I hear this guy saying “OH MY GOD! ITS HER! MY SOULMATE!” And I look up and it’s this guy who I might have seen on my Quiver page or something but anyways he starts like trying to touch me and stuff and I freak out and beat the crap out of his when he tries to take off his pants. And basically tries to...
The van is packed with people when the weekend...
The girls get dropped off, all seven of us, and we’re told we have rooms 1-7 for ourselves. Open the door to the first sweet, it has a queen sized bed and a sink. First thoughts? AWESOME. MY OWN ROOM.
Then I try and find a room a little farther in, to be courteous to the other girls, only to find out only rooms 1-4 are available.
Guess who had to double bunk with a girl she just met?
I...
I worked in the Okay Sholay this weekend.
And this means I had to scoop a BUNCH of ice cream for milkshakes. Now I have bruises the size of golf balls on my forearms.
Anyways, we close at midnight and the next morning I didn’t have to go to work until 11 am, and so I went to breakfast and went back to bed. While I was trying to sleep, there’s a bunch of Jr High campers roaming around right by my window. This one kid yells...
And now I will tell stories about what happened to...
lolololololol
anomalistic10:
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid’s most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you’d like to know.
How can we say this with confidence? We’ve tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people’s reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver.
…
Your new elite status comes...
I am now a secret agent.
I have successfully engaged the contact and he has required my price tag on the operation.
Instead of demanding something, I went forward and asked what band would we be robbing.
Hopefully, I will be able to go almost all the way through with it, and then have the cops be waiting there while I collect the key to the city.
That is, if all goes as planned.
:DDDD
I LIKE BEING A SPY I WANNA DO...
These guys on OkCupid are getting really...
“I’m planning a major bank robbery and need a hot getaway driver. Can you drive a car really fast? and look good while doing it? If so let me know.”
WHAT
Watch
Kitty, time out doesn't mean cuddle time.
So I joined OKcupid for laughs.
I’m getting creeped out by the messages I’m getting.
Maybe it wasn’t so funny after all.
Lost a follower.
Oh well.
I really don't want to go to school tomorrow.
:/
I like not having to do anything…
ONLY A FEW MONTHS UNTIL SUMMER YEAH.
i lost a follower for reblogging esa's boobs
californiapants:
wat
lol offended people.
But it seems all of my other professors are nice.
:3
So I looked up my professors on...
This political science guy seems like an ass, a sweaty, dirty joking ass.
This may be the class I drop.
One of my professors requires an office visit in...
And his syllabus is so long and detailed it takes up three different online files to download.
D:
I don’t know if I like this class…
There is currently a kitten laying on top of me.
She looks so comfy but I need to get up. D:
There's a genre on here called "Smut"
It’s just shojo D:
MANGA ON MY IPOD TOUCH
YES
This "story writing reunion" party is falling...
I don't go on Tumblr for days
and I get a new follower.
Ha?
Happy New Year
Meh.